Last July, we unveiled a new feature on the blog where we stole Victoria Pesce Elliott’s mail and posted our own answers to the questions that she regularly receives from local diners and visitors to our city. See, we needed to do this because we don’t get any of our own mail. VPE, as we affectionately refer to her, asked us to cease and desist. But obviously this was in jest. She’s funny like that. Nine months later, we return to the scene of the crime and borrow some more of VPE’s reader mail.
SUBMITTED BY PAULA FROM MIAMI
Q: Hi, I was wondering if you had any information regarding the new project called Trio on the bay?
ANSWERED 03/30/11 14:28:59 BY VICTORIA PESCE ELLIOTT
A: Hey Paula We will know more when it opens next week. It is a tough space. With more than 23,000 square feet to fill. I hear that there is big money backing it. So, let’s see.
MRPR’s Answer: Hey Paula, funny you should ask. You might want to talk to Lee Klein over at the Miami New Times. I hear he knows the chef! I’ve asked my friend Jeremy Goldberg at Route 9 to come with me to review it. I’ll be sure to let you know what he thinks of the place.
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SUBMITTED BY CHEF SAMMY DORAL FROM MIAMI, FL
Q: HOW DO YOU CONSIDER THIS RESTAURANT. GOOD FOR A FAMILY DINNING
ANSWERED 03/09/11 11:52:29 BY VICTORIA PESCE ELLIOTT
A: Dear Chef Sammy: Some of your message must have been missing because I don’t know which restaurant you mean. Please send a more complete message. Cheers
MRPR’s Answer: This is my favorite restaurant in all of Miami. Please don’t tell anyone else though, it’s hard enough to get reservations. Cheers!
SUBMITTED BY FGMMBF FROM NEW YORK
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ANSWERED 02/25/11 16:00:41 BY VICTORIA PESCE ELLIOTT
A: Can you please send your question again? This one came in totally garbled. If it doesn’t work here, send to my email: email@example.com
MRPR’s Answer: Thank you for sending a link to a website obviously containing a virus that will forever destroy my computer. I’m going to post this on the Miami Herald’s website so that all of my readers can download the virus. Cheers!